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        <title>Favorite Jokes, Quotes, or Anecdotes</title>
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        <![CDATA[ Heard any good jokes lately?  Neither have we.  So Why Not Try These Instead?! ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sick....maybe true.....proceed at your own risk... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ In the Library Of Congess.....How do you tell the affiliation of the members?......<br><br>The Democrats use bookmarks and the Republicans like to bend over the pages......<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 22:19:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Japanese Restaurants..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The real story.......This was sent to me by a buddy....It's the video at the top of the page.....enjoy......<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.whats4eats.com/2videoshome.html#japanparody" target="top">www.whats4eats.com/2videoshome.html#japanparody</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:10:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Just Thinking...... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Thinking leads to BIG trouble!!<br><br>It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- to loosen up.<br><br>Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.<br><br>I began to think alone -- &quot;to relax,&quot;I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true.<br><br>Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.<br><br>That was when things began to sour at home.<br><br>One evening... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:08:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Billy Graham ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Here's a pretty funny joke I got in an e-mail....<br><br>Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking <br>engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to<br>his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the<br> driver.<br><br>&quot;You know&quot; he said, &quot;I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine.<br>Would you mind if I drove it for a while?&quot; The driver said, &quot;No problem.  Have at... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 18:47:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Always listen to the doctor..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I received this as an ICQ message this morning.....no preface so I thought this was real..... until reading further.....<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>I am passing this on to the board because it definitely worked for me and we all<br>could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr.<br>Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:07:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Good advice..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ One night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of George Washington. Bush begs of Washington's spirit, &quot;Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?&quot; <br>&quot;That's easy,&quot; replies Washington's Ghost. &quot;Set an honest and honorable example, just like I did.&quot; And with that he was gone.<br>On the next night George Bush awakens from a fitfill sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 00:17:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ In honor of the Holidays.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Best Fruitcake Recipe Ever:<br><br>1 cup butter<br>1 cup sugar<br>4 large eggs<br>1 cup dried fruit<br>1 teaspoon baking powder<br>1 tablespoon lemon juice<br>1 cup brown sugar<br>1 cup nuts<br>1 or 2 quarts of aged whiskey<br><br>Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead, select a large mixing bowl, measuring cups, etc. Check the whiskey again, as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2004 14:59:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ genealogist - could be offensive to some ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?<br> <br>A genealogist looks up the family tree; a gynecologist looks up the family bush!<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2004 21:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Two Iraqis ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Two Iraqis meet in California. One starts to greet the other in Arabic, the language of their native country. The other Iraqi waves him away contemptuously and says, &quot;We're in America now. Speak Spanish!&quot;<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 12:28:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Bank President's... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I got this one from a friend at work.  A naughty, naughty friend.  <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :wink --><img src=http://www.widetoinfinity.com/wink.gif ALT=":wink"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :alert --><img src=http://www.widetoinfinity.com/alert2.gif ALT=":alert"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->   <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:gold;font-family:georgia;font-size:medium;">Warning!  Those offended by naughty, naughty jokes - Do Not... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2003 17:18:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Luella Bobbitt ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Subject: LUELLA BOBBITT<br><br>Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. <br><br>The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition. In the meantime Luella has been charged with a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2003 19:01:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Superman/Wonderwoman joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Lois Lane was interviewing Superman as to his most memorable experience. Superman explained how he was flying about the city when he saw Wonderwoman lying on a cot on her miranda sunbathing. Lois asked him what he did, and Superman replied that he did what any warm blooded American would do, he swooped down on top of her. Lois then exclaimed she must of really been surprised. Superman then responded &quot;not half as surprised as the Invisible man was&quot;! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (The Russian Lion)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:56:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dog Hair ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ It's been a while since anybody's posted any jokes, so allow me...<br><br>Here's one I received from a, eh, co-worker: <br><br><br><br>&quot;My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.<br><br>The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she should go to the store and get some &quot;Nair&quot; hair remover and... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2003 16:50:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My favourite quote right now ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ it's from this month's Blender issue, it may be a little offensive, but it's soo damn funny!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>And yes, it's from John taylor of Duran Duran:<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>&quot;I was such a baby. At JFK airport I couldn't fill in the address bit on the immigration form. I put 'Holiday Inn, Long Island.' The guy said, 'I guess if we need to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2003 19:00:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ blond joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ there was this blonde woman who needed some quick cash. she decided to kidnap a kid and get ransom money so she grabbed one at a playground. she wrote a ransom note and sent the kid home with it to give to his parents. the next day at that very same spot the kid showed up with the money and a note that read &quot;how can you do this to a fellow&quot; blonde? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2003 20:05:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A joke about a couple travelling ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A couple was travelling one summer in Florida. They came to a town they weren't familiar with and they began to debate the pronunciation of the name. Could it of been KISSimee, or KisSImee, or KissiMEE? They decided to ask one of the locals so when they came to a local restaurant they asked the lady at the counter &quot;Ma'am. Would you tell us where we're at and say it slowly&quot;? The lady at the counter replied &quot;Buuuuuurgeeeeer Kiiiiiiinnnnggg&quot;! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Feb 2003 08:44:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Simpsons ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Quote from the former prison inmate who stayed at the Simpsons being driven back to prison for arceny.<br>Person driving him back: &quot;I like to watch OZ on HBO. Is that how it really is in Prison?&quot; (paraphrased)<br>Semi-former prison inmate: &quot;I wouldn't know! I only get basic cable&quot;! (also paraphrased) ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2003 18:56:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Marcel Marceau ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2002 09:23:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Politically correct Brady Bunch ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Brady Bunch can be such an educational program. In one of the earlier episodes where Alice felt she wasn't needed anymore because the boys were finally taking to ther new mother, Mrs. Brady said to Mr. Brady that it was a shame that Alice was leaving. Mr. Brady then stated yes but we can't make her stay, Abraham Lincoln did away with that! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2002 11:08:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Culture clash? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ricky Ricardo in a play for Lucy's womens club or something like that, portraying an English gentleman:    <br>&quot;Pip pip cheerio and all that sort of thin&quot;!!! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2002 12:53:40 GMT</pubDate>
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